i like butt
but also i am a butt
moshi moshi grandpa desu
I fucked up
do you see this
this is a white cube
the license plate is the chemical equation for glucose
i will sing praises of this automobile across the land
I’m not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be I never break any laws, ever, because I’m deathly afraid of cops.
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..
send this picture to your teacher they will understand
Despite the fact that my original viking magical girl was me sharing some personal feelings about how I feel about my favourite genre of music, I got of bizarre hate or at least a bunch of people getting super snotty at me about that Valkyrie Yuuki comic existing already. Because hoW DARE I do my own version dealing with my own personal feelings about how I feel.
So since viking/pagan/folk metal is where I got when in a good mood, death metal is where I go when I’m pissed. So I like this idea of these magical girl being the cavalry that gets called in when she gets tough. She’s fly in when she hears someone talking shit, spit blood in their face and then deliver the heads of her enemies to the feet of all our lovely viking girls.
[tagging for blood and gore. Let me know if I need to cover any more tags]
YES WONDERFUL YES!!!
Cosplay idea omg
holographic pokemon card aesthetic